Report from Patagonia.

The Patagonian Tooth Fish may be the answer to baldness. Scientists working in Argentina searching for a cure for cancer have stumbled across a cure for male pattern baldness. Oils extracted from a Patagonian Tooth Fish were found to contain high levels of e' promythgesteron, a hormone like substance very similar to d'promythesterone. The later is currently being used in trials in a South Australian University to grow human hair on skin kept alive in controlled environments. Prof Phillip von Briant of the von Briant Institute said that early trials had a success rate of approximately 25%. However, he said that "hairs grown in this way were often curly".

Argentinian scientists have found that using combinations of e'promythgesteron and d'promythesterone produced lovely shiny glowing hair with body.

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